I think she just has an unfortunate case of Resting Bitch Face. It happens.

Their real fear.

I only go to Starbucks when I am doing the fancy coffee run (see in lieu of flowers), but oh my god the shit that you overhear is just nosehair curling.

but one of those dogs is Jewish, so...

“I will never love my children as much as I hate faggots.”

I think there’s a lot of truth to this. As it was, Jim Bob and Michelle’s own fuckups and dysfunction came through loud and clear in the interview.

No! Shhhh! We can’t remind these people that Jesus was anything other than a lily-white blue-eyed man-god with a mane of glorious, blonde Pantene Pro-V hair.

You could dress in armor, peplos, chitons, & tunics (silly as the movie is in parts the costumes are fantastic). You could play a drinking game where you take a shot every time orlando bloom looks like he snorted a seroquel. You'd have to be careful though, lightweights would be dead in minutes.

He might pop a boner talking about it. That’s generally bad for PR.

Have you seen Captain America: The Winter Soldier? Shandling plays an evil senator and there’s a part where he leans in to whisper “Hail Hydra” into his minion’s ear and it’s basically an extreme close up of Shandling’s lips. *shudder* I’ve rewatched CATWS many, many times but I always have to look away during that…

Pure speculation on my part, but.

Shandling is one of the world’s most painful things to look at on his own, but... That must’ve been one seriously ugly pig.

My theory is they know he’ll fuck it up.

Damn. :(

Holy. Shitballs. That sounds like an awful experience! Also maybe the dad was mad you used his polish?

Yes, this. Thank you for saying it more politely than I would have done. I’m going to work to be as thin or as healthy as I want and is right for me—I don’t need to check in to see if my goal weight is on some pre-approved list of Arbitrarily Assigned Sensible Weight Loss Goals. I don’t have an eating disorder or…

Numbers on tags are bullshit anyway. I can wear between a size 2 to an 8 at the same store depending on what I am buying, how it’s cut, etc. Between brands I can be anywhere from a 2 to a 10 (fucking Rachel Zoe...).

I hear you. But I’m one of those women who weighs 135 pounds and wants to lose weight because I’m barely 5’2. For me, 135 pounds is about 10 pounds past where I feel comfortable.

I am also 160 pounds! So is Christina Hendricks! So is Serena Williams! These ladies (and Amy) are my sexy role models. I browse picture of them to figure out what kind of clothing looks good on tall/busy/solidly built women. (This message is not to disparage anyone smaller or larger, I’m simply advocating that…

How about we just say that no matter what you weigh, you are free to want to lose weight for whatever reason or you are free to be like fuck yeah, I’m good just the way I am. I mean yeah, it’s refreshing to hear that (as someone who is super tall and weighs more than that as a result) but lets not hate on our 135…