Agreed on brand choice, but I still think the author meant fresh cherries.

Let’s be clear that Maraschino in the U.S. market is mostly sugar and red dye. If you are wise enough to go with Luxardo for your good drinks, I’d still not use them here. My vote for this recipe is Rainier.

You’re from the south right? Is Safeway called Vaughn’s out there? Anyway, a major grocery store offers delivery service and that includes liquor!

I would just like to say that I lost more than 50 lbs in 4 months—without ever counting a single calorie!—just by having severe gastrointestinal problems combined with depression so overwhelming I couldn’t make myself eat even when my system could handle it.

To be fair, does sound like the 500 calories wouldn’t, you know, necessarily stay in your stomach long enough to do owt to your waistline.

“Dog in a pound” did make me laugh, though. I refer to an acquaintance’s manners as Cookie Monster with the munchies.

What actually is the going rate for monogramming a thermos nowadays, anyway?

I say you call them an odd, because they literally can’t even.

got more pics bro?

What do you want to bet she really meant pastrami?

Diabeetus

Both are at least equally douchey.

Same.

I can’t tell if any of the people responding to you have grasped the irony of the communist playing the role of Capital. I think some of them must?

Also start using the term “deliberate” more often.

I just love the fact that there is a pizza chain called Boston Pizza. That would be like having a French restaurant chain called “Krakow du Jour.” I’ll give away the secret recipe for pizza in Boston: Thomas’ English muffin, ketchup, and Kraft American singles. Microwave on high for 45 minutes. Mangiamo!

Calgary. Not surprised. There is a lot of pressure to push the labor law there (and in Edmonton, too), especially now that the NDP are in and looks like we’ll be seeing a $15 minimum wage within 3 years. Plus, because it’s Canada, they can report this to the labor board. So they don’t even need lawyers, if they don’t…

Didn't take long.