To be fair, ‘no’ in Spanish could’ve been mistranslated as ‘yes’ in English

Except health insurance isn’t free. You’re paying for those free $600 Epipens with higher premiums.

It’s not free, it’s paid for by all of us behind the curtain of insurance- and since our taxes pay for insurance for others, we are literally spending our tax dollars to make these companies rich.

This seems like a perfect segue into a story about the lack of minorities working in NFL front offices.

I would vote for him if he made this into a law I could use when I wanted a three day weekend. I don’t live in Florida, but from what Trump says it is pretty easy to rig the election so that I could vote for him.

Trump 2016: “Remember your place.”

Gotta go, my dog is on fire.

That’s true, but I think it would be considered a lower difficulty. It would have still qualified for a 10 out of 10 but under the new system would have only had a max score of 16.85

Damn, I shoulda gone with my alternate ending:

You ever consider running for office? I think you could probably bullshit your way through a primary or two. lol Shit, Trump bullshit his way through all of em!

Whoever thought splicing bear and rabbit dna was a good idea should be shot.

Look, racism and sexism were things America conquered in the 1960s. It’s only Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton that brought them back. No one hates minorities and women in this country, just as long as no one has to listen to them. It’s fine they exist...totally fine. But they’re not qualified to hold public office…

Sure, bro. Sure.

See, that’s exactly the type of shit I was trying to warn Jordan about. Any sort of rational criticism is met with this type of crap.

delusional cowboy fans are hilarious

What I don’t understand, is that for the amount of money these people spend on politics, they could literally pay people to move to important districts. Set up some kind of company in a swing district and hire employees from out of state to move there and actually change the demographics.

“back up her claim that there was some type of playboy playgirl atmosphere.”

Chefs have a nasty habit of wanting to get paid. Very sad!

I love me some junk food and at least KFC holds up luke warm or cold but it seems like Trump could have an actual chef on his place instead of carting in crap.