Didn’t read any of the previous posts before jumping in, did you?

He could scrub some pre-cleaned dishes at a shelter...

If only he could get Mike Myers to say it while standing next to Kanye West

I would pay actual dollars to see Trump swing a hammer or clear brush. By himself, not ordering someone else to do it.

LOL *somewhat* the envy of the world? What does that even mean?

Trump has pledged to volunteer several undocumented immigrants and unpaid interns. Now can he get that photo of him holding a shovel and a sound bite about how Obama doesn’t care about white people?

This is how it works. Taking tens of thousands from the government makes you a savvy citizen, taking less than a hundred a month for food makes you a low-life moocher.

Ah! Thanks! I’m sure I’ll see these welfare cheats buying steak and lobster and taking it out to a brand new 2017 Escalade (complete with the yoogest rims ever! The best rims!)

No, you have it all wrong. Republicans on welfare and cheating the system are fine. It’s just democrats on welfare who ruin the country.

Don’t forget that he’s an ally to poor people as well. America has the best poor people. Other countries are super jealous of our poor people. Like the abundant healthcare benefits, education opportunities, and generous welfare programs the poor have that Darrel Issa has tried to cut at every turn.

Hey, aren’t these the kind of people Trump talks about getting rid of? (Welfare cheats, etc.)

Lady on the left is doing one of the best “Oh honey... bless your heart” faces I’ve ever seen.

Yes, please. I feel like I paid my Gawker Media dues to be ungreyed everywhere! Muwhahahahaha!

She’s also allegedly Ted Cruz’s mistress, and please don’t try to picture that.

Isn’t it the opposite though? If you are in a position where you can work for no pay, someone else is covering your expenses, meaning you’re not desperate like someone who actually has to make money is.

I like politics. That’s why I’m on the SLOT, not Jezebel. If I wanted stories about Justin Bieber’s dick, I’d be on Jezebel.

‘P.S. Can Gawker refugees get some consideration? Can I get a letter of reference from Ashley and HamNo to be ungreyed on other UniVision platforms?’

It’s very easy to claim all those things. The intern gets to watch people in a work environment, learns how to make a bajillion copies, no one gets fired because they’ve always had interns to do the shity work real employees don’t want, the intern occassionally gets a starbucks order wrong ruining someone’s day, the…

Even if everyone involved is no longer with the team, this will always be the Jets for me.

I’m with the librarian about Point #2. You can’t expect a library to get rid of all the children’s books with subtle sexist messages. Even if the library just got rid of all the books with OVERT sexist messages, it wouldn’t carry any European fairy tales. (Except Hansel and Gretel. Gretel’s a badass.) I think the…