So, the fact that this girl was the victim of incest and rape is the sole fault of the police now. Good view point.

Must think he’s a Steelers coach.

His appeal for mercy will presumably be as successful as the last guy who said “Vontaze me, bro.”

“likely because of her trans status.”

Armed robbery? Diamond isn’t a sympathetic subject for this article at all.

Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

oh fuck i cant stop laughing

That might be the point. *takes off tin foil hat*

I feel like the SEC fans and Jeopardy viewers are not the same demographic.

What’s the big deal? Which track and field event needs electricity?

Looks like it’s time to clean them again.

There is a snake on this motherfucking plane.

Agreed. My patents are “illegal” immigrants who fled the civil war in El Salvador (mostly caused by US policies in the region). My father applied for asylum and was denied even though his father had been murdered and the same people had threatened to kill him. My mom says the last straw for my grandmother was when she…

Whenever these two jackasses talk about their parents did it the ‘right way,’ I want to slap them. The people doing it the ‘wrong way’ did it the exact same way your parents did it.

Weekend Coach lets me stay up until midnight!

Two Christmases!

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

Whether they believe their bullshit or not both of them are proven carnival barkers. There is no way they can be that intelligent and not see the hypocrisy in their anti-immigrant stances. It must take all their energy to constantly explain away why their situation is different.