cynicalmama
cynicalmama
cynicalmama

RIP, Mr Perry. Alongside Jordan Catalano and Spike, you leaned on the 90's highschool locker hallway of my heart with the best of them.

I grew up watching his shows since 90210......and now Riverdale, fuck, I am not that far off in age of him.....

One less pit in the peach today. RIP

I’ve moved for couples to sit together many times and I’ve never asked someone to switch seats when I’ve been separated from my traveling companion. But the one time I declined to move (b/c I felt really sick and felt like I was better off staying in the seat I had bothered to choose in advance vs. the one they wanted

“You can have one month out of the year to celebrate your history and culture.”

Interesting, that it’s called a hoax. My nephew actually did see a video with “Momo” in it. He was creeped out for days before he told his dad what happened. While the suicide challenge may be fake, the videos were/are real. 

My kids’ elementary school sent a letter home about it. Usually I have a pretty good BS detector about these things, but it didn’t go off this time. My kids have virtually no unsupervised access to the Web, so I didn’t spend much time on it.

Yeah at some point the writers felt they needed a method to poke at modern conservatism/Trumpism and, instead of creating a new character or having one grow in that direction, shoe-horned Frank into the role.

“ ‘well she doesn’t have a letter from a doctor, so...’””

Yeah some really unfortunate synergy here, and thank you for being brave enough for all of us whose fingers were hovering over the publish button, as shallow as we are

Name-puns are the lowest form of humor, but...

So...the blame goes on quite a few people in this. This idea that you have to choose is silly. Jordyn most definitely shares some of the blame, just not most or all of it. This shouldn’t even have to be said.  Stop infantilizing your sisters, folks.

This.

I don’t even follow them. I saw someone write one time that “everything I know about the Kardashians I learned against my will.”

Sounds to me like Kris Jenner saw the tides were turning in favour of Jordyn after her interview and had Khloe act accordingly.

I once realized how smart one of my friends was a guy she had been hooking up with broke up with his girlfriend and then asked my friend to go out with him. She looked that sucker dead in the eye and said “why the hell would I want to go out with you? You cheat on your girlfriends.”

Groupon wins the goddamn internet right now. Well played, Groupon, well played.

Stars for “fifty-leven”, “groupon peen” and the social media coordinator of Groupon

fixed the headline for you.