This is all so petty, and I love it. Inject it into my veins.

6.5 miles? For a self-described “full time athlete” that’s nothing. 

[slides into Johnny’s DMs]

Don’t forget my half-marathon tomorrow. I’m going early so wanna meet me in Temecula?

...

I’m going to throw both of you in the dungeness if you keep this up. 

Gross. Y’all can HAVE your disgusting sea bugs. No buffet brawl necessary.

My friend Liz says you have to fight too much with King Crab to get to the meat,

anthropomorphic bran muffin

Now?

*checks*

wWhen I was in high school I loved Alias and kept up with all the gossip. I think it came right before every interview was commonly digitized, so very early 00s, but Victor Garber basically said he was “roommates” with Cooper at one point. And above on this thread people have commented that his ex told a story about…

“Shallow” is a terrible song. That performance was like watching two very constipated people bond over their desperate inability to poop.

White privilege is getting to act like a toddler when your 35 years old.

And some people used to say Irina was Christiano Ronaldo’s beard.

Irina Shayk knew what she was getting into when she agreed to be his beard so I doubt she’s worried.

And some people used to say Irina was Christiano Ronaldo’s beard.

Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga are riding these rumors and this publicity train all the way to the bank.

I’ve heard rumors that BCoop is gay for years. I have really no opinion on whether he is or not, and I don’t consider it a negative. He can be gay or straight or bi or fluid or whatever floats his boat. But Jennifer Esposito’s “ha” might have more depth to it.

Esposito’s been dropping hints for years that her marriage to Cooper was extremely ugly.

I did not see A Star is Born, so I am probably missing a lot here. I watched the Oscar performance and that song is terrible, and the chemistry between them seemed very put on and fake. If I saw the movie would I become a believer? Would I like that awful song? Is B Coop better at singing in the movie?