On a list of the best things to see in Indiana, good o-line or not, the Colts will never eclipse the perennial #1:

At an art gallery, the opening reception for my art exhibit:
Bette Midler walks in, followed closely by an entourage of well dressed people.
She says aloud, to no one in particular, “Oh no, this is not it. This is not where I want to be at all.” And walks out, the hangers on following.

I was at a dive bar in New Orleans and came out of the bathroom to see Laurence Fishburne standing at the bar. I was wasted, so I went right up to him and put my arm around him and said, “I thought you would be taller.” He looked at me and said, “I thought you would be taller.”  Then he left because he was just trying…

Maybe he was angry because people wouldn’t stop, collaborate, and listen.

And once again the victim of an assault gets blamed for her actions.

All of this is true but just imagine if he was a black kid and what they would have said to her.

Once again, we see that the main thing almost all of these shooters have in common is violence towards women. 

“own the libs”

This is like me every time I walk into Trader Joe’s and realize it's not an actual grocery store so much as a giant snack pantry.

It’s perfectly legit for Kim to be worried about her body autonomy, or Kanye’s confusing and probably frightening and misleading effect on their kids.

I work in Oncology research, and seeing Tyler’s strength as his fight is coming to an end was a reminder of what I love about my job. His story brought tears to my eyes. I love that he got to enjoy that moment with the fans and his team. 

This was especially nice following ESPN’s feature on Tyler Trent, who left hospice care to come watch Purdue in this game.

Most exciting news this weekend involving lions in the Midwest, amirite NFL fans?

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.

my take away: time is the biggest currency.

She either means “I have to say that I support women and they need to be heard, but that is a lie and I just can’t articulate it explicitly that way” or “my husband is a rapist and I am afraid he will face some consequences for that one day and that will be embarrassing for me and I will lose my free ride of luxury…

There are 100%, without a fucking doubt, McGregor fans (not all, but for sure some) who are indulging in white power fantasy with him. The brash, swag, shit taking white guy comes in and insults (usually racially) and beats up brown people? They fucking love it.

Ummm...wasn’t BT in Montessori school when that Bone Thugs & Harmony song came out?!?

I hate myself for the fact that I saw this story earlier framed as “is ariana grande preggers?” speculation and I scrolled past like “well clearly the crib is for her and Pete’s pig”

. . . in a world with these following headlines.