I mean... nearly a four decade-long presence on the Hot 100? Janet can do whatever the hell she wants, she’s an icon.

Firstly, comparing the performance of any artist’s album that came out in 1989 to one that came out a few years ago is... specious for making any kind of point, but particularly so when you’re talking about a world-dominating album like Rhythm Nation 1814. That is a reach, and doesn’t make much of a point. That was…

STATE’S RIGHTS!

But I thought the Republicans were for small government. I thought they wanted so much less oversight, so no rights were infringed on. I thought that was their platform- no more government interference. Less government, more freedom!

A. In Texas we have school counselors who actually don’t counsel they end up doing clerical work and GPA’s and stuff. We do have school psychologists, but like one per so many schools. You can imagine how much good they do working multiple schools with a few thousand students under them...

I’m so torn over this as a father, an educator, and a gun owner. My unadulterated thoughts are:

It’s always “too soon” for that. But some black guy run down on the road? “how can I use this to my advantage?”

Possibly unflavored soy milk.

Counterpoint: this country has a history of violence towards African Americans and you need to be sensistive to such realities. Sorry if in your white bubble something as racist as calling a black child a monkey is okay to you

Dutch cheese oven

That is not getting any more clever or more apt with repetition.

LOL, wrong tree. I'm not sure I even OWN one of those. You three are just scummy people.

She was. She heard that my grandfather's new wife had hit my dad with an ironing cord. She carried an ironing cord in her bag for years so she could beat the shit out of her with it. I don't know how my dad's then-stepmom escaped an ass whooping, but she did.

It always cracks me up how people think people were so much more civilized back in the day. They weren't. My uncle's dad (he wasn't my grandfather) was a Grade A piece of shit who, as my grandmother would say, "have a snake if it had a dress to pull up or pants to pull down." He was tom-catting around and one of his…

Wait, so he busted her trying to cheat because he was trying to cheat, and then you still hooked up with her after that?

Awesome! The 2 best revenge stories I've heard (and they were told to me by the guys on the business end, so I have strong reason to believe both true):

I'm finding it hard to believe he could be scarier than your grandmother.

Yeah, I can't read any of this blur.

Ok. So this seems pretty mild. Maybe it's because I am from the south, and we love to stir the shit in the most dramatic way possible. I'm pretty sure if I caught Mr. Druid cheating, there would be an Xbox one on fire when he got home from work. (Can one set Xbox ones on fire?)