As someone who watches this show, I'll tell you straight up: it is terrible TV. Terrible.

I am so sick of Argentines appropriating Werewolf culture...it's like, ugh.

Strange, but I can't really judge. Every year my president pardons a turkey from being killed and eaten for Thanksgiving, before going on to eat a... different turkey. So.

Hanlon's Razor:

This year is the very worst. I have been run out of Ferguson because my house is right next to the fires. I am crashing on an air mattress three hours away with my two dogs at my mother's house, a woman I try to limit my encounters with to twice a year at best for various reasons. Some highlights from yours truly, the…

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Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.

I love these tidbits about fascinating people from the way back. Between you and Gawker, you've been putting out quite a few of these, and I'm lovin' it. Keep 'em coming, please.

Yep. They don't have much in my size, and what they DO have is overpriced crap. I literally cringe when I see people wearing PINK products. I've seen everyone from 10 year old girls to 50 year old women wearing PINK across their ass.

I am just shocked (shocked, I say!) that a company whose stock in trade is objectification of women's bodies and that has been a major driver of the female bodily ideal that is porn-meets-catwalk would have thought up such a campaign as well as such an idiotic replacement for it. Shocked!

The perfect body still farts and has UTIs right?

Well I'm glad someone finally recognized Halloween for what it is, yet another socialist reuse concocted to trick hard working rich people in to helping the less fortunate. I've been onto that scam for years which is why instead of handing out candy I hand out pamphlets carefully explaining to the children that they…

I live kind of, across the way from a really nice neighborhood. Like, an NFL player lives nearby. My house is more in the "new owner" kind of size, but there are some fucking awesome houses. It's got the same kind of deal: every Halloween, buckets of kids come in from everywhere to go trick or treating. And you know…

But it just bugs me, because we already pay more than enough taxes toward actual social services.

i am a smoker, and i am still bright eyed in LOVE with a BT company trying to word this in a way that isn't LOL WE SELL LIES. i am like LOL YES KEEP TALKING TELL ME MORE. AH YES SOCIETY TOTALLY YES.

"I live in California, and it is not socially acceptable to smoke... tobacco,..."

Lindsay and Harry would make some beautiful, boozy ginger children, most likely in the backseat of an antique Rolls Royce to boot.