Try being a woman and getting rid of them. It's worse then just being a slut-you are the INDEPENDENT slut, and that is just so much worse.

I adore these owners, and I would absolutely patronize their restaurant if it were near me.

Asked why he didn't just give her timeouts instead, Bush replied "because nobody puts baby in a corner".

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

I thought you were done with Gawker Media.

My parents did hit me. They were from pre-War Ireland and had the same outlook as you, without the pretentious douchery. And even my mom said what Peterson did was horrible.

You fucked up the "keep your daughter off the pole" reference. Don't blame other people because you are shitty at 20 year old jokes.

I love the insinuation that I don't actually hold the opinions I hold, I'm just trying to compensate for a mediocre job. TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHAT I THINK, INTERNET STRANGER.

"Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary."

I'm keeping my baby of the pole. By any means necessary.

Corollary to this: a lot of the people that say "my parents beat me and I turned out great" are not such wonderful poster children for that theory as they seem to imagine.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

I'm old, for me it's Polo.

Are you.... an actual bear?

You had me at queso. Actually, you had me at forearms, but you REALLY had me at queso. I would like to heartily second those turn ons.

Happy trails. Man sweat. Speaking in a foreign language. Juggling a soccer ball. Driving safely. Knowing how to start a fire. A well placed curse word. The band of a guy's boxers sticking out slightly from the waistline of his jeans. Shirt sleeves rolled up to the forearms. Assuming I want queso and ordering it…

pretty sure there are pictures of his dick too

I think it's kind of despicable that Britney became a pop star doing precisely what the business directed her to do, and the populace consistently acted like she took a dump on the American flag. I don't think she's a good singer. She's a good entertainer, and her music is a delicious pop confection.

Possibly, but I always wonder about her father's intentions. She's been under his conservatorship for more than six years, it's been reported that he decides who she can and can't see/can attend her shows and a while back there was a report that Britney wasn't allowed unsupervised access to phone or computer. I don't…

I'm so done with all the crap happening this week.