Oh but it still exists!! http://www.amazon.com/Water-based-No…

Yes and isn’t it the one he stood in front of with Kendall and launched into some creepy convo about being able to identify vaginas on masked women?

I don’t feed trolls, so you can continue to pretend that you’re right, and I’ll be over here having rational discussion with the other non-troll Jezzies.

MANY of us in Indy had those same thoughts. Some of us still haven’t ruled it out.

Snort. I’m guessing you don’t live anywhere near here.

Local reporter said on-air this morning that she saw him out at a grocery store recently and he had “enough alcohol in his shopping cart to kill a horse.” Guessing that accounts for some of that weight gain. He looks terrible.

Judge recommended that he be sent to a facility in Littleton, CO that apparently specializes in “treating” sex offenders.

As a lifelong resident of this back-asswards state, I’m attempting to convince myself that at least we can claim bad-ass Judge Tonya Walton Pratt.

Also from the ES piece:

True...I guess I may just be desensitized to it, but I don't feel like it's all that different than, say, ten years ago. Or different from other metros our size for that matter. IDK, I never feel unsafe...but I'm not hanging out on the near-north side or anything.

I just want you to know that your comment made me have a huge epiphany. Upon discovering at 15 that I was conceived while my mother was married to another man, my parents - who are still married and celebrated their 41st anniversary last month - told me things like “I didn’t know how unhappy I was with Ex-Husband…

Right?! Something like “...and not only did I not protest and enjoyed said blowjob but also later decided that my uber-high moral ground was superior to hers and now I must relay this pointless story to strangers on the Interwebz in order to assuage my very thinly veiled guilt.”

God I hate reading this considering that I’m a born and bred Hoosier. I hate even more that it’s the truth.

More couples should maybe just entertain the idea of non-monogamy :)

My all-time fave quote about infidelity:

I want to hide things in his beard.

dear god...please tell me you took that shit straight to the authorities

OK. Meanwhile, I’m also waiting for someone to post about how offensive these men’s t-shirts - also available currently at Target - are.

Hmmm. Okay, but assuming you’re not in a committed relationship with a sociopath, don’t you think that the cheater’s behavior and reactions to you change, even subconsciously, based on what (s)he knows (s)he’s done? Perhaps what we don’t know CAN’T hurt us, but we still detect and are affected by the trickle-down crap…

Holy shit.