cynicalmama
cynicalmama
cynicalmama

Am I the only one who believes the (numerous) blinds that Khloe has just been bearding for James Harden this entire time? I seriously doubt he’s upset about this turn of events.

Yup. And they’re still doing it today on word of this development. It’s beyond shameful.

THIS. I’m not a marathoner or anything, but for the first 9 months or so after I began running consistently, I thought I had some sort of gastrointestinal issue brought on by my treadmill. I still believe to this day that half of the 20+ pounds I’ve lost since taking up running has been a direct result of pooping

Many of us are.

Did Gisele refuse you the sex again last night, Tom?

Go mow your lawn.

Her coke habit has a lot to do with those :)

Yes! All of this, plus our area now has Prime Now, so I can pick out what I want from the app on my phone and have it delivered in under two hours. So when Cynical Junior tells me at 8pm that he lost his lunchbox in the school cafeteria earlier that day, I can just get a new one delivered to me before I even go to

Yes! All of this, plus our area now has Prime Now, so I can pick out what I want from the app on my phone and have

Drops mic. Wins Internet. Gets all the stars.

NO.

Or plugged into cable TV, evidently.

Dear God, I hope not.

That would not surprise me at all! Meanwhile, hating on Brady is something of its own sport here in Colts-land ;-)

Whhhyyyy do you love him whhyyyy?!? Let me help you, friend! :)

I just projectile-snorted my coffee.

I need to ask Kara whether or not this is shade.

Bridgework in Lafayette, my friend. You can thank our debacle-riddled governor for that one, too. Thanks Mike Pence!

All the stars.

Please tell me you’ve asked Siri what the fox says.