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Of all the things the Palins have done, the worst by far is to ruin MST3K for me:

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

I’m so confused. A conservative politician acted like an asshole and then members of his party turned on him? Why did they not simply state that the overall tone on both sides has been embarrassing before voting along party lines? I’ve been breaking this down for 25 minutes and I’m still not getting it. I’ll do it

Catholics and Muslims and atheists have raped children literally billions of times without punishment, so there’s no reason to make this story about Judaism.

and there is the antisemitism

I’ve always thought of Twin Snakes as Otacon’s re-telling of MGS. It’s like one of his Japanese animes.

Twin Snakes confirmed as the official version of MGS1 now.

I know. Like he’s too good to grab my boobs and make a honk-honk noise? Like he’s sooooo much better than me?

The important question is whether he would respect me enough to touch me if I requested it.

Counterpoint: I do want to be touched by Keanu Reeves.

Exactly. I’m trying to estimate the reaction of my own family to me handing out leaflets at an event. Something between “What the hell is wrong with you? Talking to us is so horrible? Why did you come?” to getting dozens of repetitive questions about the idea of a FAQ, follow up questions asking about the statements

Thanks for your concern about my mom. Here’s an FAQ.

Yeah, I can’t imagine how awkward it would be to hand out little flyers at family gatherings on what you can and can’t talk to me about. Especially something like this example, where I would imagine people and relatives are wanting to show genuine concern. I think having to brush off tough(er) conversations with

Good lord, I hope this is satire. 

I bet a lot of Rick and Morty fans could also start their own companies as well.

What was the impact? Is that a serious question? The impact was the difference between Westeros being a continent full of undead ice zombies and NOT being a continent full of undead ice zombies.

The idea that the threat can’t be that big if it was dealt with “quickly” (in TV episode time) is nonsense and completely unsupported. Their going down was a function of the fact that, as formidable as they were, they had the classic “kill one, kill them all” weakness.

Well, had they lost, Westeros would be a land of zombies, and every character we knew and loved would be (un)dead.