Crossing my fingers for something Zelda-related, especially as it relates to its 35th anniversary. I’m trying not to over-hype it, but I can’t help feeling hopeful for some kind of All Stars collection.

Yeah, I love this idea! Maybe a reel, of sorts? Not sure what it would be called, but I’m sure they’ll think of something.

I get that, although as a current PS4 owner, I’ve still never played God of War, Persona 5, Final Fantasy XV, or Resident Evil: Biohazard. I’d love an excuse to try those out!

Floppy Fellas.

Can’t wait to see some “Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge, any%” speedruns.

The text appears faster in Japanese versions. Over a 4-hour 100% run, this can save several minutes of time, and now that any% runs are under 10 minutes, every millisecond counts.

Barring a revelation akin to Nixon’s Oval Office recordings, I just don’t think there’s any conceivable situation where the GOP-controlled Senate musters a two-thirds majority to remove Trump from office.

All those different versions, and they couldn’t include the objectively superior Super Nintendo version of Aladdin.

Glad to see Kotaku is following their corporate edicts!

“To create as much great sports video game journalism as we can requires a 100% focus of our resources on sports video games. And it will be the sole focus. Kotaku will write only about sports video games and that which is relevant to sports video games in some…

“I want to challenge you to a public debate”, he says, absolutely desperate for any kind of validation and attention. I dunno, with that kind of verbal sloppiness, perhaps the council member should take him up on it.

I think he’s referring to Tlaib’s “impeach the motherfucker” comment.

Has any similar update been made for Final Fantasy IX?

I’m really hoping we hear something at E3 about future Nintendo Online Service offerings for retro games. Hearing the music from Super Mario Sunshine in this video really reinforced how much I’d love to play that on the go somehow.

And then there’s the psyche-out of “Do you want to hear what I said again?”

Yes. Wait, NO.

Cool, I can’t wait to get my hopes and anxiety ratcheted up again.

I’ve tried to get into Bloodborne two different times, but as someone with limited amounts of free time, I just can’t invest the effort that’s required to actually progress and git gud. I wish I could, because I recognize how beautifully crafted the game is, but being an adult sucks.

If you haven’t heard them yet, Beckett’s albums “Five” and “Outrun the Skyline” are some of my favorites in the genre.

The now-defunct Siivagunner channel on YouTube had the best remixes of this theme on the internet.

This feeds into my fan theory that Kanto is a giant Pokémon theme park a la Westworld. All of the NPCs are either programmed staff or other park visitors there to experience their own Pokémon Journey.

Pokémon is definitely not a concept that benefits from thinking too hard about it. It’s basically capturing animals and forcing them to beat the shit out of each other.