Spot on. Every person on Earth has the right to feel sad once in a while, to feel useless, to wail against the futility of it all.

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I shudder to think what he might do for a Klondike bar.

Once, as a teenager, I worked for a couple hours as a favor to my friend’s dad, handing out free samples of this really terrible energy bar at Costco. People will eat literally anything if it’s free and in a small accordion paper cup. This bar tasted like dirt rubbed in poo with some raisins in for a hellish texture…

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

Um, pretty sure it isn’t Cameron.

WHITE OPPRESSION! :P

I was being a dumb person. Sulfates sound like a great topic to tackle next. I'll email Jane and get it sorted. Hang tight, you sulfate-covered masses.

I would like one. I first read that they were just drying (mainly for your hair) and also bad for the environment. So I tried a couple sulfate-free shampoos. Gross. Hated them. They couldn't get my hair clean. So I said, "fuck it" and "sorry ecosystem" and got sulfates again so my hair could feel clean. Then I read…

Nah, nah. I spent five years in the military. All the military wants of you is to put on your damn camis, get a haircut or pin your hair back, and take a shower once in a while. No weird piercings, no weird hair colors, and you're generally good to go. Beyond that, they do not care. I could not have lasted five years…

This is fantastic. I would hire you for any high-pressure job based on this anecdote alone.

Ha! My husband never fails to pick mine up — microphone style — and say, "Hey, good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!"

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Truly. This is a good thing for many citizens. Stop and frisk is a terrible policy that maybe (but only maybe) slightly reduces petty crimes, but the effects of the increased "policing" only engender more mistrust of police, swell jails and prisons, and disproportionally and unfairly target low-income, minority…

The physics of Tanooki Mario's tail deserve a reward unto itself.

Here is something that gets no media attention: if you are out and about in public in India, there is NOWHERE to change your damn sanitary napkin or tampon. NOWHERE. Men shit and piss all over the place, in public, but it is impossible to find a public washroom. I have had no less than 3 near-nervous breakdowns while…

I worked for a now defunct beer distributor in Alaska and we would help clean the lines at some of the bars. It was beyond disgusting how far gone some bars would let their lines go to the point where you'd see beerstones in your beer when poured from the tap. It looked like someone had emptied an unlit cigarettes…