I've got it covered for 'real simple' this holiday season: me and my husband, Chinese food, booze, and lots of superhero movies.

I have a fucking degree in pastry arts from one of the top cooking schools in the country and yet I still can't make those fancy WS cake molds look like anything other than a pile of cake. And believe me, I've tried.

Ive worked as a manager at Williams-Sonoma for two years and I can't afford half of this stuff with my discount! People ask me the differences in machines that are hundreds of dollars apart and guess what... there is no difference. I LOVE our stuff, I love playing with it at work, eating the samples, looking at the…

Like Julia Louis Dreyfus says in her new Old Navy commercial: "I cry now more than I laugh, but it was worth it!" Also: Turpigen.

Oh my God, I so, so sympathize. This doesn't involve any Williams-Sonoma products, but 10 years on my son is still talking about the Christmas I tried to lightly toast some pignoli nuts (for biscotti) and instead they burned and looked like rat turds and when I threw them out - rather vigorously and hastily - they…

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

He is the most miserable gay man I have ever seen. She is quite the cook even if her show is pretentious and annoying.

Alton Brown is where it's at.

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

Hi Mark,

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

My daughter's asshole cat would be the first here, for sure. I also have 3 cats.

I posted a Facebook status on Friday that nobody liked. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD!

They will eat your eyeballs first.

I guess I've always been a bit grossed out by the "just scrape and scrub with salt" method. Well, maybe not grossed out, but a bit...concerned (said in my best Fred Savage in The Princess Bride voice)

Everybody has an opinion about how women should try to improve their marriages, but little to no advice is given to men because of course men are never responsible for their marriages failing and they can never do wrong in a relationship. This advice is bullshit and it's harmful for women because if they get cheated…

This is John Cho. All other crush suggestions are invalid.

To Chris Brown and the child molesters...

Oh my god thank you for that post! I have rooted every android device I've ever had, but it's often a month long process to figure it out. I stopped rooting because of the time, but also because the community seemed to be filled with nothing but linux/android master programmers who thought that everyone had their…

I want to go ahead and address this immediately because I see this kind of thing happen far, far, far too often in the root community. Not knowing what you're doing is a valid reason not to root.