OMG! THANK YOU!! I literally was just telling my friend about this clusterfuck, posted her the pic of the cheese sandwich and said that that image is the new Dashcon ball pit.

This is delicious. I am alive.

Same thing I was thinking - a Microsoft plant/worker or that this dude must have a pretty free day....

Or a member of a “certain crowd” who just wants a no fuss, no frills, start up my machine and get to work simplicity - full stop. If I was a billionaire and wore all gray hoodies or black turtlenecks every day, my “certain crowding” would be considered genius.

I love this chick so much - she refuses to be bullied and by owning her life and her past took the power out of it to be used against her.

A knicker lover of my own heart.

Hmmm, I remember watching a program a few years ago - one of those like travel shows like on food network or travel channel....and they were talking to people on the street or something...anyways, it was in a city in America, and the young lady said “I’m young, white and alright so blah blah...”

I zoned out after that.…

Needed that for World War Z (still bitter).

Yes yes yes yes yes!! This article is exactly what I needed!

This gif is murdering me! WTF??

Thank you for your kind words. Christmas night was a bit rough :/

I'm so sorry :(

My Ferdi died last Christmas night. I've been crying all morning and it's been exactly 1 year. I'm so sorry for your loss ;_;

Why did I come in here? I lost my cat Ferdi on Christmas night last year. I've been crying nonstop since this morning. I miss my baby.

I have 3 cats - I've already worked out who would take the first bite.

Love this article. I am female, 29, single and without children. I do not want children - never have. When I was a teenager and first said that my Dad told me that saying that makes me seem cold and heartless and odd. So for years when asked, I just said "Not now". Now I'm old enough to not a giving a flying f**k. I…

You took the words right out of my head. Damn! Even me today and last night - last night 2 managers congratulated me on my excellent work...today 3 new managers I just met said I was exactly what they were looking for and I passed every test they threw at me....and still...felt exactly this way *sigh*

Ew no. Don't defend her bullshit and her white girl privilege "it's not faaaiiirrrr wwhhhaaa" cry-baby attitude. No. No humility. No grace. No excuses.

Hope it works out in the end :/

As someone from the Caribbean - thank you! Yams are not the same as American yams/sweet potatoes! A friend from America came and was like "You think you're sweet potatoes are sweet? You don't know what sweet is". I tried - and failed - to convince her that they were 2 different things. Ugh.

OMG! Can't unsee it now *shivers*