I smell troll.

People with children are not allowed to have crippling depression. Got it. Thanks for that. I’ll keep it in mind.

You didn’t attend her funeral? So as you say this was a women who you knew since you were toddlers. I assume that means you were pretty good friends. Instead of being there for those two children when they probably need people the most you got on your high horse and road away.

The Clintons are like herpes: no one wants to be reminded that they exist, but every few months they pop up and it’s super embarrassing.

If convicted, he’d be allowed to retire quietly.

It would be pretty obvious if the strap was cut versus snapped.

How much time do you think Rovell will spend over the next few years checking every day to see if this shop shuts down so he can tweet out a “I told you so” message?

I think I speak for all of us when I say, “Bye, Felicia.”

I kind of feel like if the Mormon church is distancing itself from you you’re probably on the right track...

It is funny-adjacent, though.

4.) For hazing to be banned in all high schools across the nation.

Nah, just leave it dissolved. If the cost of having sports is this shit we don’t need sports.

I think we may need to dissolve every U.S. Olympic entity and start over from scratch.

Occam’s Razor: what Browns fans use to cut themselves.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

No, don’t back down now you chickenshit. You took his ridiculous side as if there’s a fucking DA that exists that would try somebody in 2018 with the defense in possession of exonerating tape.

You think the fucking defense counsel has the video and hasn’t made it public? Fuck outta here.

My brother-in-law is on his third. He also wears shoes with Velcro.

Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

I know that I would have run in to save those skiers. Even if I didn’t have a weapon.