This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

I feel like apology parsing has serious potential to overtake baseball as our national pastime!

If you think that’s a dadbod, you definitely do not live in the Midwest.

I can't stop staring at the hand gently rubbing his belly, like some kind of slim soccer Buddha.

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

Here’s the big difference. In ten years, there will be different teams at the top of the Prem. Man U will come back. Chelsea will come back. Someone will be bought be a billionaire and make a run to the top.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

From what I did watch of the proceedings yesterday, I was struck how similar to a second-tier mobster on trial Lewandowski sounded with his “Youse guys can’t touch me. I’m protected!” responses.

If the 18 year old reserve kid doesn’t send me an e-mail asking me to play him in the Champions League Final it’s already better than FIFA Career Mode.

Yea well I'm black so I'll pass.

There’s probably a No Brown People clause.

The same Italy that’s refusing boats full of migrants??  Weird.

Unfortunately, I’ve watched enough Italian soccer matches to know my skin is too dark to live in Italy without having people make monkey noises at me.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

“Hey, man, you don’t talk to the King. You listen to him. The man’s enlarged my mind. He’s a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he’ll... uh... well, you’ll say “hello” to him, right? And he’ll just walk right by you. He won’t even notice you. And suddenly he’ll grab you, and he’ll throw you in a…

Jack:

But that process of deep moral reckoning involves coming to terms honestly with the terrible things you have done