I like how once a month is badgering for a doping test lol. It is pretty easy to past doping tests as cycling has shown the best way to catch someone is unannounced visits.  I think the better question is way doesn’t tennis do more testing.

Doping problems in tennis? Nothing to see here, just massive athletes with amazing stamina way later than ever before. Don’t you believe in miracles?

How stupid would you have to be to believe that Serena is NOT doping at this point? This is literally the second public story of her going to absolutely absurd lengths surrounding an unanticipated drug test. The other time, she literally called the cops on the testing guy and went into a panic room (aka, a drug test…

She wasn’t tested at all in 2010 or 2011, the year she locked herself in a panic room when testers showed up & didn’t give a sample. The notion she is tested too often is ludicrous.

There was also this.

Serena is a PED user. She had a TEU during the Olympics. She hid in a saferoom to avoid a random drug test. She hasn’t shown much of a physical decline well into her 30's in a sport where you’re typically washed up at 27.

“Over her 23-year career in tennis, Serena Williams has never tested positive for any illegal substance despite being tested significantly more than other professional tennis players.”

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

Do you know what Jesse Singal’s fucking deal is?

One husband and two cats and THAT. IS. IT. I have enough trouble scraping the layer of cat hair off every level surface in our apartment.

I only have one boy in the house anymore (the dog) and he’s gross enough. I came back from taking a shower this morning to find him licking his butt on my pillow.

As someone who doesn’t want even one child, this sounds like a goddamn nightmare.

Smells like selfishness and irresponsibility.

I AM SO GLAD I LIVE ALONE.

Remember that line in Guardians of the Galaxy where Chris Pratt says it’s lucky they don’t have a black light because his ship would look like a Jackson Pollack painting?

Anyone want to bet these are “pro-life” people who advocate for adoption?

I can’t even wrap my head around why people want to have one child. And I have two of them!

Starting your response with “Actually” so you are one of those people. Good to know that anything you have said or will say in the future can now be ignored.

A perfect picture to show why we need reproduction limits