Comments will stroll in a bit later than most, as is customary with LA fans.

From the photo I just assumed it was anal.

Way to rub salt in the wound by making Dodger fans break out their dictionary before even being able to start reading the article.

Hang on though why was the kangaroo doing that to the dog!? The idea that a kangaroo -or really any animal - can know to strangle another animal creeps me out.

Kangaroo lives to fight another day!

LMFAO! He literally had the kangaroo like “What the FUCK? You hit me?!?! I’m out! NO! I’M OUT!!!”

This break down has some good theories about what it would be like!

At least you’d get a sense of continuity from Keith Richards still being alive.

can you imagine how many notifications you’d have to clear when you were brought back to life? It makes me anxious just thinking about it.

Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.

“I’m also taking this action for the benefit of all parents and families, who may be facing the same violation of their rights—”

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

I KNOW THAT’S NOT A SAYING BUT I AM SO FUCKING MAD.

Let’s hope the daughter countersues this — person — for harassment and emotional distress.

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

People were so worried in the pilot that Thandie Newton was being wasted. I knew something good was coming for her. You don’t have Thandie Newton unless you have grand plans for her, durnit!

why is his junk black and blue? that doesn’t seem healthy. maybe he should see a doctor.

Yeah I kept waiting for someone to be like “hey what are you doing up here with one of them?!” But they just kept going all the way through the offices

I am so frustrated and confused by the lack of security in the Westworld labs. But I also like Radiohead, so it’s all a toss-up.

There needs to be a super-delegate star for comments like that.