Who thinks we might be trapped in a black mirror episode?

Donald Trump thanks you for your support. Enjoy your privilege!

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

I actually kind of thought that bit was the most brilliant because he set it up like it might be a more benign knee-slapper and then he hit them with some raw-ass truth. “Grandma’s swinging from a tree”?? I thought it was a magnificent bait-and-switch because all of the sudden you could hear the whole crowd figure out…

I’m black and I think that’s a really absurd way of thinking about the push for diversity. It’s incredibly limiting to think that each person should only fight for the success of and draw attention to the struggles of the group they belong to.

*when the media started paying attention to epidemic of police violence,

Trans girls aren't young men. And, if they're going through any hormonal changes, it's probably the same ones your daughter would be going through, because we have modern medicine now that does such things. So, how about you either take a chill pill, or have the decency to own your transphobia. Don't hide behind your…

Trans women aren’t men, so shouldn’t be a problem for your hypothetical teenage daughter.

A “young woman” would not be using a shared bathroom with “young men” - a transgendered person would be using it with one (and only one) of those groups.

Don't forget about how he felt about women and their proper place in the church.

Yeezy, Paul was a divisive figure and the father of homophobia, anti-semitism (through preaching what became supercessionism) and wildfire misogyny. We should not be celebrating him.

Well, I guess Peyton Manning’s reputation is ruined forever and he won’t make the Hall of Fame and fans will call him a cheater forever hahahahahahahahahahahahaha just kidding people only care when it’s baseball

+1

Look, Peyton might not be lying here. The fact that his forehead just grew another inch might just be a coincidence.

That’s my number one complaint about police vehicles here. See this?

She needs to raise awareness for African wildlife next!

I don’t know about where you work, but if I kept a Make America Great Again hat in my office cubicle, everyone would rightly assume I had “thrown my support” behind Trump. And I’d probably have to have a talk with HR about workplace professionalism. Anyone who’s been paying the slightest attention at all to the past…

irony at its best

. . . a Rhode’s scholar.

It may not be perfect, but at least they are an undefeated 8-1.....