Well, I mean, technically he is correct — no one ever asked Obama or Clinton why they lied about meeting Gen Westmoreland or pretended to stab a guy or invented stickup or created an imaginary Most Honest Student award at Yale that makes so sense. So they’ve never faced exactly the kind of scrutiny that Carson has.

He also claims Obama never got any scrutiny. It’s kind of amazing—as with the rest of his lies, he seems to be so divorced from reality that he truly doesn’t understand that something doesn’t become true just because he pretends it is.

It’s from poverbs.

Isn't that what you do already.... Minus the cash

Someone sounds a little jealous

He’ll definitely be needing a plant manager, and probably a branch manager too.

That wood be a difficult rescue. Going to need at least tree people to rescue him

“I’m branching out into new areas”

“I’m going out on a limb here but you wouldn’t be a former Boy Scout now would you?”

“I wanted to leaf but that plan was a wash.”

Kerry: “I dunno, but canoe give me a hand down?”

*groan* ...this thread will be flooded with puns now.

Rescuers: “Water you doing up in that tree?”

You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

And with the relatively small number of trans people in comparison to other groups in the general population, you realize how big of an epidemic it is. I have quite a few trans friends. One has worked as a prostitute, and she was beaten and gang-raped by multiple men a few years ago and never was able to get justice…

Yeah, it’s an epidemic. Trans people, especially trans women, and most especially trans women of color, experience violence at a rate that would be a national panic were it against any other group.

I mean, there could have been another reason why a trans woman was driven to a random location, beaten up, then executed, but I think we all know this was a hate crime. The silent epidemic of trans murders continues.