Part of me thinks it’s because she’s not running around with all of her friends. I remember reading an article about how she keeps her work life and personal life separate. That and she was on 30 Rock, so Tina Fey I’ll take Tina Fey’s endorsement.

Most of this type of thing isn’t new, we’re just now talking about it on a national stage though.

And remember each woman’s inner bad bitch looks different.

Preach. There’s horrible people living in every state of this country.

You’re not. I’m 26 and still carrying my V card. Late bloomers unite!

Yup. Just got my implant for free, so no babies and therefore no abortions happening with me anytime soon.

Wasn’t he the one who tried to make Miley feel guilty about Wrecking Ball? Ugh. #teamNicki/Katy on this one.

Sober is my song of the decade.

I was at Eddie Bauer this past weekend and they had the same fuckery going on and it was much more obvious. Everything was 40% off, but nothing in the store cost less than $50 at full price. So a button down would have been $30 “on sale”. I was really surprised because I used to shop there all the time in college and…

That surprises me. I assumed every state bordering Canada would have a strong hockey following.

I’m new to Deadspin, but I think I’ll like it here.

I lumped that into the fact that young white girls were the main voting demographic and of course they were going to vote Taylor Swift over Beyonce for the Best Female Video. It was hella awkward though because Kanye got involved (as we all remember) and then Beyonce ended up getting Video of the Year while Taylor…

Oh God, my mother and I used to get in fights over limited too. She wanted me to be less of a tomboy, so I got into limited too, but she didn’t want to pay for any of it. Tears and Grandma got involved and we reached something of a compromise that involved the occasional purchase because I HAD to have whatever was in…

Reminds me of the middle class version of what my mom and I used to do: her doing her workout videos and me trying to imitate them behind her. Difference is that there’s an adult who can teach her age appropriate moves so she doesn’t fall all over the place I did.

Reminds me of this scene from Rush Hour 2:

Ohhhhhh! Got it.

I know that the post was published on Gawker, but I missed Jezebel’s involvement. Why are people mad at Jez as well?

Really happy to see Viola Davis, Taraji P. Henson, and Tatiana Maslany on the list. Viola beat out Tatiana for the SAG award so I’m excited to see how this one goes. But if Claire Danes gets it (again) I’m going to be pissed.

Nah. This is the risk you take when you get a dog. It’s right up there with the other embarrassing things they do, like peeing on the floor or eating all of your left shoes. At least in this nothing was destroyed beyond the little boy’s pride.

She was on Disney.