I have no hope about this book changing anything. Comey had a chance to prevent this entire disaster, just by shutting the f**k up about emails right before the election. He chose poorly and now we’re screwed. Comey’s book, Stormy Daniels, Mueller investigation....I have no hope.

I will watch The Holiday whenever it’s on. The Jack Black character gets on my nerves a little, but it’s the one Nancy Meyers movie I can stomach.

I suppose you want to take my baby’s gun away too.

It’s a one time deal.

Being the cause of bad PR is a fireable offense at most places. Yelling about “LIBRULS” to prospective donors and students doesn’t look good.

After watching the first Frozen my son told me he wished I’d die like Elsa’s parents, so he and his brother could have an ice rink in the front yard.

I think it is probably hard for most people to understand what tremendous pressure you are under at an event like figure skating at the Olympics. I am sure that it can cause you to lose perspective. Never mind that to be in the position they are in, most Olympians are going to have to be . . . well if not selfish,…

Can’t go into details, but a close friend of mine has worked with her in the past, as her ‘boss’, and let me tell you - it is not a fabrication made up out of nowhere that she is difficult to work with. We’re not just talking about attitude on set, but in fulfilling contractual obligations as well. It’s not simply,…

I used to work in an office with a receptionist who was just like this woman. I think she even did the same “um, huallow.” She was annoying as hell and I miss her so much. This is definitely the kind of person you want to start petty arguments in your office just so you can watch them unfold at lunchtime as people get…

My kid’s troop didn’t do nature and camping things because none of the adults who volunteered knew how to do nature and camping things. The girls wanted it and some knowledgeable volunteers stepped up and now the girls go camping. Be the change.

Here’s what I don’t get the Girl Scouts used to do camping and fires and all that stuff when I was a Boy Scout in the 80s our deep woods camp was right next to the Girl Scouts deep woods camp (Read lean tos a 15 miles hike in a state park) this land was deeded to both groups a couple of years ago the Girl Scouts gave…

SNL? Man, that show isn’t nearly as good as it was during [insert era in which I was younger, had a more positive outlook on life, and was long enough ago that my nostalgia filters out only the good memories].

The Wawa namedrop was good.

That’s wonderful. I was just complaining about how they were being shut out of the legal marijuana industry today.

“Hi folks instead of jumping the broom tonight I’ll be jumping this redheaded chimney sweep , Chim chim cher-oo motherfuckers!”

I put the recipe together the day before & stick the whole thing in the fridge (the food + the ceramic insert, not the electric part). Mine has a setting where you set the cooking time, and when that’s done, it automatically sets itself to “keep warm.” I probably wouldn’t do a 4-hour recipe during a workday, since 5-6…

All over Missouri, forced-birth politicians are having a Valarie Hodges moment.

If she’s playing Perry’s mother who is“concerned for the well-being of her grandchildren following her son Perry’s death”, I’m going to assume that means Perry is still dead and there will be some flashback scenes.

Was that where Bethenny yelled at Kelly: “Go to sleep GO TO SLEEP YOU’RE CRAZY!!!!”?