"IS HE CAR!?"

Does anyone else want to see all of the deaths that were rejected for 'getting goofy'?

No. Nonononononono. There is an expiration date for spoilers. You can *not* whine about spoilers for something that came out six years ago. Are we allowed to discuss pop culture ever? Can we do that? I feel like everything I like in life is some big secret that I can never, ever reveal. Does the knowledge of plot…

Cut her some slack - it's a children's show!

Why remove this?! It sounds amazing!

I also loved when Kazumi was doing her "look how grown up I am because I'm so willing to talk about sex" thing and Ryouta said something like "I know you're a virgin (because obviously), and that's not something to be ashamed of. You don't have to act like that all the time."

That is the very definition of awesome.

My one regret is that I can recommend this post only once.

I would also like to know what it is that you like about Akira - it's difficult to make recommendations otherwise. I'm guessing you like sci-fi and/or horror, maybe a little "normal people dealing with crazy bullshit" plot-ness?

You. I like you.

I don't recommend it; I think your liver would actually shatter under the pressure.

Yes, that is acceptable.

... And now I wish I was named Kitty because "Kitty's got claws" is THE BEST.

JOIN US

The upside being that this game can totally happen to you. Right now. Do it.

Is it hot in here, all of a sudden? It feels hot.

Oh my God, I remember that movie. I saw it when I was a kid and it scared the shit out of me.

If you maintain the rhythm, maybe you'll get a raise! Or at the very least, you'll find some coworkers to form a conga line and aid you in your quest.

Pon pon pata pon!

Yesssssssss.