What the hell did I just look at?

Right? Like "Excuse me, but this, my good sir, is the new hotness."

If I wanted to get gunned down by the National Guard after stealing a Ferrari and ramming into the wall of a bank and then killing a bunch of pedestrians with a machete, I would just DO that (as opposed to playing Grand Theft Auto). Or get some professional help. Whichever occurs to me first.

The picture sold me on it before my brain even had time to process the image.

God damned Japan exclusives.

This is perfect. You totally blew my cover at work; now my boss knows I'm not reading emails...