My dad always says he tells the truth because he is too stupid to keep track of lies. You certainly can’t say that about Clinton, who is as shrewd an operator as they come. Bernie Sanders doesn’t have to worry about it because he’s had the same platform/message for decades. The principle doesn’t even apply to Trump,…

Throw it away rather than feed it to a hungry kid - oh, wait - a mooching entitled drain on society! Murika! Fuck us all.

It's incredibly sad to me that a mere six weeks leave is something to be happy about. But umm...good I guess.

Hillary Clinton is not your girl. She doesn't know who you are. She doesn't care about you. You are not her friend.

Well, he’s an old white guy, but it would be a pretty BFD to have our first Jewish president. Very few people are bringing this up, but it’s important. Anti-semitism is still very much a thing in this country.

It’s not a coronation, Kim, it’s an election. No one cares if it’s “her turn”, “her turn” about to be snatched away like it was in 2008

Diverting people from real issues... like poverty, racism, and the rapid stratification of US wealth... what?

Bernie and Hillary are serious people acting like serious candidates - discussing policy without resorting to fantastical lies and insults like the other side. They deserve our respect because they’re acting like adults. The “piss off, rednecks” line is more like the blather coming from the other side. Discuss Bernie…

Wait, when has he said nasty stuff about Hillary? Isn’t this post all about him mocking Trump for mocking Hillary? Like, calling it ridiculous the woman can’t pee without judgement? Isn’t that like ... defending her? Or at least, ~not~ being nasty about her?

This is the American voters’ election. I don’t read him here as saying anything nasty about Hillary, and he is, in fact helping her: toughening her up for the Republican she’ll eventually end up running against. There was worry that she’d coast through the nomination process and not be ready to deal with the eventual…

How is essentially defending her right to go to the bathroom during a debate considered nasty? What, exactly, has he said beyond “the emails should be investigated” that’s so offensive? I’m confused as to what you’re getting at.

I love Bernie. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I really love Sanders. Who knew I’d be this excited about voting for an old white guy?!

Oh, Bernie. I was feeling the burn already. Now it has gone from burning when I pee to a definite chalmydia diagnosis.

I wouldn’t say it’s not huge among females. Based on io9 articles on D&D, I say the girls like to just play among themselves without many guys around - you can thank the socially retarded “that guy” players for that.

You know, my mind just cannot handle our system and social ethics. It is somehow more acceptable for reliance on donations than simply giving people access to free medical because they ‘haven’t earned it’. I... am I the only one who sees how insane this thought process is?

That’s semi-correct. You will need Mac in your party to max out affinity with him. But once you gain the perk, you will have a 95% head shot percentage, no matter whether or not he’s in your party.

Noooo he just, you know, is really busy with work. So he really needs some space but it’s just a break. Plus because his parents are divorced he’s kind of nervous about commitment and he just freaked out a little. But remember when he called last week wasted to come over at 4 am? He wouldn’t have called if he didnt…

me sitting at my desk rn:

They threw a ton of charges at him. I doubt they are holding back against him.