Spoiler alert: I’m getting the job, a five year, 15 million dollar deal, and I’m gonna get fired in a week so they have to pay my contract out. Win-win.

Then we harvest the organs of the losers for use in transplants. 😝

Probably be better than the May-Pac fight.

All this does is open him up to a greater possibility of DUI going from suburbs to city and back.

Manziel will fit in well, as most of his neighbors are also at the tail-end of their careers

If he wanted to stay away from everyone, he should have just stayed in downtown Cleveland.

Yeah...this class was ok, but I'm going to wait for the SQL.

What an asshat.

That’s probably because she already drank the cup of piss.

Just another classy night at Wrigley. At least she didn’t dip it in a cup of piss before throwing it back onto the field.

I have a weird scenario in my head about these two at the end of practice.

You have this story all wrong. The R/T was pulled over for not speeding. That’s a clear violation of Dodge Law.

Every time he swings hard enough for his helmet to fall off, he gets to fill it with nachos.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

So should the organization also give back the WS title he helped them win in ‘09 (or ‘11, or whenever)?

Fuck cheaters.

So the Yankees can market the retirement of Andy Pettitte’s jersey but not A-Rod’s home run chase?

As someone who works in insurance, rioting is never included in a policy and your pretty much screwed if you lose something as a result. Baseball follows suit I guess.