cydonia
Cydonia
cydonia

Because when we give umpires discretion on calls players tend to take it too far and we end up with Chase Utley trying to take someone’s leg off.

Maybe you shouldn't be here...

He might not get traded.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

Honestly it’s really no fun for anyone but those rare few who luck out and meet a match. We should throw neighborhood mixers for singles like people used to do before the Internet.

Good luck! I hope you do meet a nice girl you can like.

What Cheese said. Get your profile reviewed, whether by a friend or by online reviewers (usually whatever site you’re using has a forum for this).

I’d ask a friend (especially a friend of the gender you’re interested in dating) to look over your profile. I’ve helped a few friends with this, and while I think the bare bones of most profiles are pretty good, picking the most flattering picture, saying the best things about yourself, catching all your typos, etc.

I’ll bet there’s a shitload of Jiffy Lube stories we’ve not heard about... a shitload.

What Cydonia is getting at is the question, “How much do you value your free time?” Is it worth $20/hour or more to you to not be waiting in line at the cable company? If so, then go ahead and pay someone $20 to do it for you, if not (as appears to be your situation) then do it yourself.

Comcast has a deal with UPS that customers can return equipment even if there’s a service center in their city at no cost. I used it last month. All you do is take the equipment to a UPS store, they’ll package it and give you three receipts that show you returned the equipment. It was absolutely painless.

Two drunks are stumbling home from the bar one night, and decide to take a shortcut through the zoo. As they pass the lion cage, the lion roars loudly at them. One drunk says “Let’s get out of here!” The other drunk replies “You go if you want, I’m going to stay for the movie.”

Gawker Media: not afraid to tell you what Facebook is up to, but too afraid to call literal textbook rape “rape” on their faux-feminist sister site.

You probably don’t get a fair overview of any/all damage caused from a shaky cell phone video. ...Just sayin.

about 19,000 of them Mets fans

Too windy.

Be careful out there; vary from the recommended pressure by even half a psi, and this could be your car crashing.

More like former coach.

I just wanna see the scouting notes on JaMarcus Russell. REAL BAD, SLOW DELIVERY, CONDITIONING A CONCERN, BUT CAN THROW TO THE MOON. LET’S GIVE HIM SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS

Everyone better keep a link to this video handy for whenever somebody claims the NL should have a DH.