Worst part about a pond at 4 am. Alligators are nocturnal hunters generally.
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Perhaps I haven’t searched hard enough, but I don’t think anyone is saying they deserved to die because they ran from cops. They died because they made a mistake. You can’t blame the officers for not risking their lives to save theirs. Police have an obligation to do whatever they can within reasonable limits, but…
“So you think Pat Tillman could be a dick”
Look, I’ll admit: After 15 years of retrospection, shit like “NeverForget” gets old. I don’t know, I have to confess that the pivotal news event of my lifetime has been so cynically milked for political gain that it’s soured me on retrospectives. Which I fucking hate since I know it shouldn’t be that way, but it’s…
You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.
20 bucks says somehow, before his career is over, Bradford will be on the Browns at some point.
For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.
“Mama always told me not to look in to the eyes of the sun....
If I was her coach, I’d bench her for being a dick. If I was the opposing pitcher, I’d drill her for being a dick. Respect the unwritten rules of baseball.
Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.
Notice which two games are not like the others?
I remember telling my mother that I was thinking of ditching Computer Science for a History degree. I could become a history teacher, I thought. She said I wouldn’t want to be a teacher because I don’t do well around stupid people. So I stuck with CompSci and now I work in IT where I regularly help people so stupid…
Yes. You get to take the helmet home!
Condo associations can be pretty fascist, tbh.
My buddy played in a co-ed indoor league in his 20's. The rule was men couldn’t initiate any contact with the women. It was ridiculous and made the game horrible to watch. Anyway he had a breakaway and a girl just blatantly tripped him with zero effort to get to the ball. He got up and kicked the free kick as hard as…
Side of the knee - less likely to bugger up your toes, and you get a bit of leverage on the joint too.
Aim for the kneecap then, and if you miss you’ll still hit the shin. Kneecap -> Not walking, Shin -> Very painful.
This is why you should never skip leg day.
What’s the big deal, the Globetrotters have been doing this to the Generals for decades...