Posing next to the Bills roster was a nice touch.

He's just working on his 12 step drop.

"You hear that word, you've got to walk out of the room," Garsh said. "Distance yourself."

My twins are on the autism spectrum. They are verbal and high functioning so they don't have a lot of the "bad" traits people associate with autism. Still, I get so pissed when people say they don't want vaccines because "Autism!" because they rather risk their kids dying painful deaths then have kids like mine.

I have to say (as someone on the autism spectrum).

Good on you. These child-endangering willfully-ignorant dolts deserve all they shame they've brought on themselves.

True story:

I'm absolutely livid my new computer didn't come with a serial port for my joystick
#boycottAmiga

I can't wait for the puppy bowl myself.

Let me know how that visit from the Secret Service goes.

At least now we know the Kentucky football team can beat somebody.

Oh come on, James Franklin would never patronize or disrespect a woman:

That actually isn't what happened at all. The D.A. argued that he WASN'T that drunk because he correctly spelled "quesadilla" in a text message. His attorney countered with the argument that autocorrect could have fixed the misspelled word.

Ironic he is now at Penn State.

I love cassettes. With the endless music available to you with Spotify and your own library on your phone/ipod, I like just having a Cassette. The music is set, doesn't use data, doesn't drain battery, and the clarity is wonderful. It's like cheap hifi compared to what most stuff is streamed at.

The explanation is quite simple; Stevan Ridley was on the IR for most of the season.

And that is exactly why this matters. Exactly why.

Here's a great article that breaks down the number of plays to fumbles ratio between all NFL teams for 2015. The Patriots were either setting a new standard or were aided by under inflated footballs.

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

He just figured if he saw three Johnny Manziels, maybe one of them could complete a fucking pass to him.