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"tourist from Chicago who collected a bag full of posters of his favorite stars to take home"

New Chevy Impala. Everyone talked about how beautiful it was and how wonderful of a new full-size car Chevy came out with and then it complete disappeared. I think it's a great looking car.

I'm sure the kids had a great time hanging with Anthony Bennett. Nothing boosts self-esteem more than being surrounded by individuals in worse shape than you are.

I have actually seen the video before. I going to assume quite a coincidence!

You are aware that 18-19 year olds do porn, are teenagers, and are basically the exact same age as the teens a recruitment expert would focus on right? I mean if you're going to try to be pedantic, get your fucking facts straight.

Anyone who got to click on it before the tweet was deleted: want to enlighten us?

UNC denies the report, but wonders if The Chronicle has any other reports...like maybe on communications or like Shakespeare. Maybe Othello?

No jail time. Unfuckingbelievable.

Trailer: "THIS IS NOT A TEST"
Cardale Jones: "Thank God."

"Julian, how many Super Bowls have the Pats lost in Glendale?"

Kraft: [sighs]

Can't beat this Indiana fan's insightful comment, replying to his local station's story:

Because air has mass. The more air that is in a football, the more mass it has.

My God, I hope your high school teammates didn't depend on you for the "phone a friend" portion of the old Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

Holy shit, are you serious?

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"

No mention that "3" represents Sandusky's favorite penis size in inches

Solution: avoid Virginia at all costs.