Foreman: [erases "36" from the chalkboard]

that girl's blackface doesn't help.

All of which is great until some hipster staffer stumbles into it backstage and blows the reveal by tweeting a pic with the caption: Assholes can't even park properly #dontidle #fixies

Last time Mets were into Snow they won a World Series.

I keep waiting for one of them to look at the gunman off to the right.

Vacation? What makes you think these people have jobs?

I think "using vacation" is generous. Most Auburn grads call it "unemployment."

How do you celebrate Thanksgiving on an RV?

Fuck him. He actively covered up some terrible shit. I don't care how many wins he got. He should not be lionized.

Wow, that Navy defense was bad. Thanks a lot, Obama.

If you substitute 'school' with 'pro football', 'homeroom class' with 'locker room', 'cafeteria' with 'Hooters', and 'principal' with 'president of the United States', Yannis Carayannopoulos had an average Gronk Wednesday.

Why aren't your lights on already? Seriously, I'm curious as to the mindset behind driving without your lights on.

Longest Ravens running play of the season right there.

"I have never done weird things with my tongue." - Rob Ford

Bush: Weren't you that guy Cheney shot in the face?

Florida lost to South Carolina 19-4 Saturday night,

Still a better tradition than anything Notre Dame does.

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