"So now it's OK to hate dogs?" - Michael Vick

The Ryan Leaf Law.

Hold on. I need to go pop some popcorn and fix myself a drink before the Riley Cooper comments start going. Fuck Boardwalk Empire and the Walking Dead tonight. The show is going to be in the comments sections of sports websites tonight.

"I will fight every... ah... hmm..."

This had all the makings of a great CSI episode.

[Matt Schaub begins practicing taunting cornerbacks and safeties in mirror]

Unfortunately, the band was not Nickelback.

What's up with the random green, blue and glitter shit all over the paper

The security guard knew the risks. Not the NFL's fault if he suffers any lingering damages.

officials are expecting the number of deaths to significantly increase once the stadium opens.

So you can physically assault a fan and that's okay.

I thought it was the Penn State police department that looked the other way when confronted by troublesome people, not the other way around.

Using mace is a huge crowd like that seems like a terrible idea. Wouldn't a taser be a better idea?

Ironic as most of the UW mob will never get hired.

the jump will also double as an icbm launcher.

Silly Samer. The ski lift is right there practicing in the fifth picture.

Roll Tide (and only) Roll

You Owned Limbs Once.

Good to see Sanchez embracing the mentoring role

its like when penn state opened up last season with all the players wearing blind folds to honor joe paterno.