At least it wasn't the ROTC frat. THAT would have been insulting.

That's a great response by Kent State, but expecting LSU students to get educated is asking a little too much.

Nstompagain Suh strikes again. The only reason his constant dirty play isn't highlighted more is because he is already receiving the ultimate fine from the NFL, playing for the Lions.

Whoa, whoa whoa, why are they going to buy in the high-rent district?

Cut the guy some slack, im sure he wasn't thrilled to hear that you can lose points on the SAT for mis-spelling your name.

The NFL is going to use the money to buy 100 houses in Detroit.

When explaining this fine to Jason Whitlock, an NFL spokeman responded, "That's 20,000 $5 Footlongs, Mr. Whitlock."

If Marshall Mathers ever figures out what you mean, watch out.

It seems excessive to fine a person more than the entire GDP of the city he lives in

Look, I know that a lot of you are going to try to use this as an example of why soccer is stupid, or lame, or that everyone dives and they're all a bunch of fags, or whatever. But, come one, it's low-hanging fruit; don't be the moron that tries to do that. It's pathetic really.

Your logic has one glaring hole... You're assuming what the Jets do has to make sense. Big mistake.

I think their mistake was not going when the stadium would be completely empty, like the 8th inning of the next Cubs game ...

That's the first time a visitor has been caught stealing at Wrigley this year.

@donovanjmcnabb: What does everyone think of this MLK guy? I heard he had a Dream, was it a scary dream? Yes or No. #DreamDay #Nightmares

Also, I've never seen anyone so disappointed after passing a breathalyzer.

To be fair, math is hard.

In Alabama, if you only misspell one word out of nine, you'll probably be chosen to give the speech at graduation.

"It was a pretty good array of magazines. It actually had a variety, too. It was almost like a newsstand, put it that way...It was the precursor to the internet. You just picked up one, and there was a little sign that said when you’re done with the book, put it back."

"They won't beat us unless we beat ourselves"