Wow, for once I think everyone can agree with Goodell's decision on this one.

Ugh. I hate it when couples start dressing alike.

[Googles "Cardinals kicking fail" for the 4,121nd straight morning]

The 5 game suspension is just for missing A-Rod with the first pitch.

Prosecutors are confident in their case. They feel Pistorius doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Just goes to show how often I draw swastikas.

Laurenzi's yearbook photo confirms Braun's claims.

There's no way Philly fans will set the dumbest world record. Everyone knows they can't shut the fuck up.

I have said it before and I will say it again. Proper etiquette is that until the ball is in possession, it is up for grabs. We would not be having this discussion if the guy behind him was an adult. Being a kid does not automatically make you entitled to the foul ball. Would it have been nice for the guy, after…

"Happy Birthday Tim!"

I don't know why there is so much negativity towards Tebow. I can understand how some my be a little turned off by how he wears his faith on his sleeve, but he is a talented athlete, a great leader, and good guy. Its strange how people admire guys like Charlie Sheen ,who beats women, and held a knife to a woman's…

Rob Ryan: God, I love New Orleans! I don't even care about the food, so much, after my surgery, but the music is amazing! Look at all the great artists at this festival!

Sometimes when you're dealing with twins, you'll find they split the difference on personal preferences.

Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

"72 cows survived, 5 died."

"Wow! Sign him!"

Not sure what's going on here. Didn't say a word about the Mets.

Riley: [points over shoulder] It's over there.

What did he say to his white teammates? "Hey, Nick, I'm sorry that I reinforced the stereotype that all white non-kickers in the NFL are a bunch of racist hillbillies. Now how about we shotgun a couple Natty Lights and do some donuts in the parking lot?"

- "I can eat anything, except that white one."