On the very first scramble of the inaugural season no less.

I’m really enjoying your commitment to the long game here.

Just have to be in the right place. For DUIs it’s Wisconsin. For dirty NFL play it’s Oakland or Cincinnati.

So now Chris Simms will have a buddy in the “I retired from football from rupturing my spleen” club.

We play the game the right way? Oh, you mean actively try to not win the game because your feelings are getting hurt by someone trying to get a personal best in strikeouts on your team? Get fucked Alex Cora. Just because your guys are having an unusually bad night at the plate doesn’t excuse this. (Boston is #20 in…

Now they shouldn’t even play him unless they have to. That will help in negotiations..and my fantasy team

They need to take some lessons from Scott Sterling

Stickland should have been pulled before facing Harper, you could tell he just hit a wall.

Angel Hernandez would eject the towel for calling him a racial slur

I will never say an unkind word about CC. Obviously, I wish the Brewers could have paid for him, but we knew coming in that it might be just a half season rental. He earned that paycheck.

Take a Load Off Annie.  No, seriously take the load off, she can’t see.

ETA: It wasn’t until after making this in Paint and posting that I was able to finally get to the generator. Even then, it still seems to have gotten the hug of death.

Wait a minute, you buried the lead here. One of the schools was named Brophy Prep? Could there BE a more descriptive name for the kids who go there?

And Endless, Nameless was just them frustrated and fucking around after an instrument malfunction while recording Lithium. 

Drew Brees is a big fan of two point conversion therapy.

Everyone should take a knee at the anthem.  It seems to have worked for Kenny Stills.

“No one would have anticipated the pull-outs that we had”

I say puke Jets. If you hurl and he comes back, he’s yours. If you blow leads and he bolts, then it was never meant to be.