Relax Roxane

OK Wisconsin, who wants to donate a kneecap?

This is the only question that can really keep me engorged in the story.

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

Rosen may make it to year 3, but will year 3 be in Miami after they draft Tua?

and like this game, it was also a complete shitshow.

First - Terry, you realize that saying “sucks” is a reference to sucking dick right? I will not stand for that kind of language. Also, you claim to be familiar with Deadspin but the WYTS entry on the Patriots sent you over the edge? Go suck somewhere else.

Too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaacked!

My favorite white person slur is ‘white bread.’ The other day, someone was like, ‘What’s up, white bread?’ And I was like, ‘That’s not even an insult. That’s just my race plus a food. I can do that, too, black bean soup.’- Mike Birbiglia

Or if it’s insistent terminology for no good reason. We can’t call the computer users at work users (I think because someone got their knickers in a twist because it could be construed like ‘drug users’), they are “Business Partners”. Really? A partnership implies a division of labor, but these only labor these people…

I was disappointed that they didn’t keep the name for the TV show version.  However, Batmanuel more than made up in the punny name department.

It’s going to have to be more ubiquitous before I can use it. MFP is the only place where I can tie Fitbit (smart scale), Strava (because every other Under Armour tracking tool is crap), and Samsung Health together.

You could just change your name too. While you’re at it throw in a THE before Ohio State can trademark it.

That could work, especially because it would be harder to hide good players since there’s no minor leagues.

It’s probably never going to happen, but in the next CBA, they should figure out a way to slot rookie contracts by draft position and field position (determined by the average career of that position).

A 1st round RB is likely to start right away so they would get a 3 year contract. If they’re good, they can get paid.…

Dang it, I liked the Power Menu Burrito. High protein and filling without being overly carb heavy. I suppose they still have the bowl, but they have more calories and carbs (someone explain this to me, is the scoop of rice more than a burito shell) and you need a spork to eat them.

This seems legit and is tremendous content.

As someone who uses PowerShell on an hourly basis, I felt attacked by calling for the pipes and brackets to be removed.