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As someone who uses PowerShell on an hourly basis, I felt attacked by calling for the pipes and brackets to be removed.

My kids and wife are the same way.  The only way I get my wife to enjoy a Brewers game is to get her hammered while tailgating.  The fact that the Brewers lose just about every game she’s been to doesn’t help either.

That’s a definite possibility. I also feel like independent/minor league teams work harder to put and keep butts in seats. I’ve never left a non-major league game wondering why the fuck I bothered to spend money on it.

I’m blaming price. I still love baseball, but for the price of one Milwaukee Brewers game with a family of 5 (including parking and concessions), I can go to 3 or 4 Madison Mallards* games and get free parking and all you can handle beer and food** and it’s closer to where I live. Baseball is baseball, no matter who

Yeah, they should call it something catchier.  Payday Loan has a nice ring to it, has that been taken already?

Maybe that’s why I originally thought Goose Gossage was already in Major League?

What makes you think the Dolphins want to win? We’re going to see a tank job the likes of which haven’t been seen since “Suck for Luck”

SQUIRREL!

They tried to sell the company, but the best they could get was $10 in in-store credit.

Pfft, I’ve seen that trick before

They should have cast Goose as Clue Heyward in Major League instead of Pete Vukovich.

You what?!  You came over my helmet?!

Reminds me of the old joke
Q: How are the beers at Estadio Azteca like having sex in a canoe?
A: They’re both fucking close to water. Ultimately it’s an unfulfilling experience that leaves no one happy

+1 dramatic banjo solo

First thing I thought of
Look at that high waisted man!  He got feminine hips!

Now here’s a guy who’s experienced the agony of victory and the thrill of de feet.

LOL KIRK

Jeff Francoeur

You could just use a mandolin slicer.  I did that last time I was canning corn kernels from whole cobs and it worked really well.  Better than trying to balance it vertically and slice them off with a knife.

That brings me back. Let’s remember some guys Brewers 1B Edition: