It has to be someone that doesn’t have a Kluwe.

“- If you agree to do something once, it becomes your job from then on. If you’re asked to fill in “just until they hire someone” that position will remain vacant forever, and you’ll be doing two jobs for the pay of one.”

But this is the genius of Gruden, if Nathan Peterman goes from trash to barely mediocre, then Jon can take credit for that.

Let’s remember some Tulo moments. Also RIP Jose Fernandez

Aw man, you ain’t never met Frank Sinatra.

I dunno, does the woodchuck fuck wood?

“I peaked at Augusta well. And hopefully I can peak a few more times this year.” 

I see someone has been watching Jim Jefferies

No (Mc)Veigh, I can’t believe you went there.

Goddammit, that is going to be stuck in my head all day.

I don’t know brand names off the top of my head, but you’ll find them in the camping section of most department or sporting goods stores.  They’re meant for keeping stuff dry when you’re kayaking or canoeing.  They range from wallet to small duffel bag size.

At the rate Yelich and Giannis are going, Milwaukee is going to have as many MVP’s as they have murders.

My God, it’s full of stars!
I don’t think I’ve seen a 4 digit star total since the switch to Kinja.

They missed a song.
Are ya ready kids? AYE AYE CYCO!
I can’t hear youuuuu?! AYE AYE CYCO!

BAH GOD KID! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!!

That game definitely is rigged, but if the prizes go up when you get closer to the jackpot button it’s the best payout game on the floor.  Let’s say if you get one away from the jackpot you get 10 tickets, then you can hit that 98% of the time.  You will not find any game that can average 10 tickets per token. …

Since someone beat me to the joke I will say that his punishment should be being the Funkasaurus for 3 more years.

I ordered my lopsided Pad Thai without nuts.

We have an early contender for name of the year 2020