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Sepp Blatter: I heard ten Brazilian workers died for the 2014 World Cup.

I’ve interviewed the author of this post and Emma Sulkowicz for Gawker. I consider myself to have a reasonable bullshit detector, and a strong grasp of the issues involved at Columbia. I found the author and Emma surprisingly forthright, wholly credible, and supremely conscientious at all points in our interviews. I…

♫ It’s time to give the finger!
It’s time to fight the fights!
It’s time to shit on Leslie ‘cause her Muppet ranks ain’t right! ♫

Not a woman. Not a man. Fictional characters on tv show about dragons.

Invariably, it’s the ones where I get hired.

When you see an extra hand on the pole, that's the time Jesus pole danced with you.

You’re right, that’s why I relented. I just didn’t want to make it seem like I really thought it over and decided to give them a reprieve, as if it’s some big fuckin privilege to be on Drunkspin and I was doing them a huge favor. But I figured I had to address the high horse in case anyone remembered it, and I figured…

One time my friend, who worked for her dad but also other places said "Mark, I have a crush on my boss and I don't know what to do."

Also, I would argue that they are in fact, very dumb. You might be educated, you might have multiple College degrees, you could have read fucking Ulysses in goddamn German while solving calculus equations, but if you choose to believe completely inaccurate and unscientific information because you feel you are right,…

Say what you will about Tiffany & Co, but after my engagement of over a year ended I returned the ring for a full refund. The money went to me because I was the one who had paid for it in the first place, yeah I know.

Americans are idiots who keep electing Republicans despite it being diametrically opposed to their own interests. #RupertsFault #NoSeriously

The Bills are offering tickets AND cash? That's a better deal than the Jills got and I don't have to blow anybody.

bird shit on a shingle maybe for the creamed tuna?