This is probably the hardest thing to accept about a politician as dumb and impulsive as Trump. (I continue to type after muting my speakers because I can’t find the ad to stop it.) He’s just dumb and there’s nothing more too it. His motives are fleeting and banal. He’s no arch mastermind, he’s just a dumb,…

Without the drinking, Drew is basically Jon Stewart’s character from half-baked now.

Editor: And you stand by your source who confirms that there’s only one Karate Mark?

Hannity: “I don’t think Jeffrey Epstein was raping underage girls as much as saying older women are repugnant.”

And Eli Whitney just made it worse when he invented a device that turned cotton into gin and sent global demand soaring.

Is it some kind of a new millenial trend that people want to change something into something else, even though what they want already exists somewhere else? It’s as if you’d want starbucks to sell shoes. Nevermind that there already are stores that sell shoes, have a better selection and quality of shoes than…

My truck. My rules.

The team of attorneys who have been working on the case will be replaced, the DOJ told the Post in a statement

Alternative name: Tel Afib

The fact that you’ve never heard of Gdańsk (does Danzig ring any bells? No?) says more about you and your curiosity about the world around you than it does about Gdańsk.

This play is exactly why VAR is awesome. Officiating now accommodates VAR. The side official is told not to raise a flag if there’s any doubt to allow play to continue because VAR can fix any error. Without VAR, it’s highly likely the whistle is blown and Sterling never gets the shot off in the first place.
This lets…

There is reportedly some bipartisan support for a couple of better ideas, like ending “surprise billing,” where people who go to an in-network hospital but see an out-of-network doctor end up with massive bills.

If Savannah sincerely wanted a balanced interview, she should have questioned this kid the same way women and girls have been questioned for their choices, especially by the Catholic Church!

Pictured: When the Hamburglar gets everything he’s ever wanted, but finds that his paradise is a hollow one, devoid of the satisfaction that he truly craves.

These Republicans fell victim to one of the classic blunders: Never get involved in a land flame war in Asia with a Millenial.

You know how expensive drugs are, and how expensive premiums are, and how big deductibles are—if not for you, then for someone you know. You’ve heard about people trying to raise money for their cancer or surgery or insulin on GoFundMe and how their prayers often go unanswered.

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

The mass shootings will continue until morale improves.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”