I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Can we just go back to singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame?

God Bless America just needs to get the fuck out

Random chemicals, GMOs, vaccines, people fear what they don't understand. It's like those old "Ban dihydrogen monoxide!" petitions people had fun with a few years back. If you point to a scary name, people don't pay attention to what's actually going on.

Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

Native American Studies 203: Basket Weaving.

Ragging on the Pittsburgh Pirates celebrating a playoff berth is like ragging on a paraplegic war veteran for celebrating taking his first steps with his new prosthesis. "Chill, dude—it's not like you're RUNNING."

I don't get why it's the restaurant's responsibility for me to 'like' their food. I mean, yes, they WANT me to like it (so I'll buy more); and yes, I think they're responsible for cooking things properly, serving what I ordered, and so on. But I don't see why they should be on the hook for me just deciding something…

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Really large ships out on the horizon (OMG BIG BOAT)

"It is not a democracy. If it was a democracy, then Joffrey would have died much earlier than he did."

Right. Ward took a step or two away from his car, let several cars pass, then he charged Stewart's car when it approached. He was much easier to avoid prior to Stewart arriving. Based on what I see in the video above, it's entirely possible that Ward was out of range when Stewart did see him as he was approaching,…

* Leaving a shopping cart in a parking space.

People who eat fish at work are assholes, no excuses!!!!!

Every time Isaac hears a parent say "I make a lot of sacrifices for my kids" he's all, "Can I get a TRIGGER WARNING please?"

The major thing is that it doesn't matter what actually happened eight years ago to the Internet community. They want to spin this one way or the other—either this is a mildly famous douchebag not-apologizing for raping a poor girl eight years ago OR it's some woman trying to get some personal fame by claiming a…

And how does that make you feel?

Ok Ok— Here's a crazy thought; maybe your celebrity crush actually says more about just YOU than the suitability of your Significant Other...

"not that I'd risk offending her by asking" — I'll just write it into my story, passive aggressively.

So, you're so socially retarded that even talking on the phone is an issue now?