Swap New Jersey and Florida for D.C. and Puerto Rico, and you don’t even have to change the flag.

I can’t believe no one has posted this one yet...

One of my favorite songs of the decade. The 80s is the decade the formed most of my musical tastes, and that one stands out to this day.

The US has the Marshalls, but they’re more for high-risk federal fugitive apprehensions. 

Roger Goodell is as much a patsy as Donald Trump. Only instead of Mitch McConnell running things, it’s the team owners (mostly Jerry Jones) who use him as their shield. 

So, future FLOTUS, then?

As Hunter S. Thompson said of Richard Nixon, his body should be simply burned in a trash bin.

Well, kinda—the only replies for a while back in November amounted to “Fuck Spanfeller,” sometimes literally that and nothing else

Greg Popovich is the quiet man who only speaks when important things need to be said. 

That’s more wrong than current Deadspin.

I can’t say it at Deadspin anymore, so I’ll say it here.

Is that Dave Chapppelle? Sounds like him.

Serious question: how will F1 be able to ensure that all teams actually adhere to the spending cap? Motor racing in general and F1 in particular have long histories of win-at-all-cost scofflaws.

Enough. The FTC needs to sue Tesla for false advertising over the term “Autopilot,” no matter how many disclaimers they put on paper.

I call shenanigans. They ripped off Top Gun and stuffed a bunch of words in to make the letters make sense, ala SPECTRE. 

“NYPD Blue” has aged much poorer than most over the years, and that’s a mouthful.

Nobody’s firing blasters or cannons at us, though.

Eddie Sutton died literally days ago, as well. At least he knew of the honor before he passed.

I’m betting they’ll have two ceremonies--one for this year’s inductees and a separate one for those scheduled for 2021.

At least now we know the cost of polishing a turd.