You and I are not Steph Curry.

Ornithopters? Stupid? It’s just a metal flying machine with flapping wings powered by the muscle contractions of a really big mollusk. (And yes, I have read the “Dune Encyclopedia.”)

At least the AT-AT had four legs for stability, which is more than you can say for the AT-ST. THAT was the really egregious design flaw.

+1 sarcasm.

I would say, “Let’s remember some guys,” but I still miss old Deadspin too much.

Pretty sure the NFL has bylaws that the player fines must come out of their own paychecks with no cash under the table from the teams. That would be a serious enough offense.

Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller said the same thing about him on Joe Rogan’s podcast when he was recalling his time on Celebrity Apprentice.

Social distancing would make them even longer. 

Look, I understand where he’s coming from. You have to have a gun barrel wide enough to put the Fleshlight.

Every time Musk does something like that, I resolve again never to buy one of his cars.

Secret identity: Animal Ocasio-Crossing.

I said the same thing a week ago. Someone should hang the nickname on Kemp.

And yet he (presumably) keeps fucking HER. Gross.

People don't buy hot sauce from cheaters. He's trying to save his brand in more ways than one.

They're more diplomatic in public. Her career is done.

I confess, I had never heard of this book before. It sounds like what the “Illuminatus Trilogy” was, except dead serious.

Take your star, and with it the best laugh I've had all week.

Small correction...Liet Kynes was half Fremen. His father, Pardot Kynes, was the imperial planetologist who hornswaggled the Fremen into buying into his ecological vision of a Paradise on Arrakis. So he was the first "white savior", not Liet. And yes, I'm a huge fan/nerd.

Six, Chapterhouse Dune.

So, pretty much standard SNL formula.