Roger Goodell is as much a patsy as Donald Trump. Only instead of Mitch McConnell running things, it’s the team owners (mostly Jerry Jones) who use him as their shield. 

So, future FLOTUS, then?

As Hunter S. Thompson said of Richard Nixon, his body should be simply burned in a trash bin.

Well, kinda—the only replies for a while back in November amounted to “Fuck Spanfeller,” sometimes literally that and nothing else

Greg Popovich is the quiet man who only speaks when important things need to be said. 

That’s more wrong than current Deadspin.

I can’t say it at Deadspin anymore, so I’ll say it here.

Is that Dave Chapppelle? Sounds like him.

Serious question: how will F1 be able to ensure that all teams actually adhere to the spending cap? Motor racing in general and F1 in particular have long histories of win-at-all-cost scofflaws.

Enough. The FTC needs to sue Tesla for false advertising over the term “Autopilot,” no matter how many disclaimers they put on paper.

“NYPD Blue” has aged much poorer than most over the years, and that’s a mouthful.

Eddie Sutton died literally days ago, as well. At least he knew of the honor before he passed.

I’m betting they’ll have two ceremonies--one for this year’s inductees and a separate one for those scheduled for 2021.

+1 sarcasm.

I would say, “Let’s remember some guys,” but I still miss old Deadspin too much.

Pretty sure the NFL has bylaws that the player fines must come out of their own paychecks with no cash under the table from the teams. That would be a serious enough offense.

Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller said the same thing about him on Joe Rogan’s podcast when he was recalling his time on Celebrity Apprentice.

Social distancing would make them even longer. 

Look, I understand where he’s coming from. You have to have a gun barrel wide enough to put the Fleshlight.

Every time Musk does something like that, I resolve again never to buy one of his cars.