Secret identity: Animal Ocasio-Crossing.

I said the same thing a week ago. Someone should hang the nickname on Kemp.

And yet he (presumably) keeps fucking HER. Gross.

I confess, I had never heard of this book before. It sounds like what the “Illuminatus Trilogy” was, except dead serious.

Take your star, and with it the best laugh I've had all week.

I’d love to see Liberty Law School graduates go up against the NYT’s stable. God, that would be a massacre.

No, it just took the phrase “Fuck Wisconsin” a bit literally.

Don’t be ridiculous. He has one servant hold each of them at length on a 6-foot pole. Only the poors hold their own books.

Is she really that hard up for the money? I know she’s an entire hot mess, but the messier she gets, the less hot she is.

I stand corrected.

Wait, your harem of cabana boys is staying behind? You’re truly roughing it.

If Cardi B really wanted him out of jail, she could have posted bail herself.

The Olympics are notorious for being more economically ruinous to cities than beneficial (Rio de Janeiro being the most recent example). Might be interesting to see how this one fares.

::doffs cap::

I almost didn’t see that final spike because I thought it was just the border of the chart. Holy and Shit.

IMHO, those people were already listening to Fox in the first place.

Kfish, back atcha. The only thing keeping me going now is the hope that there will be a WYTS somewhere this fall, or whenever.

“Paper Driver School Zero” sounds like one of those “Spot the Fake Anime Titles” quiz entries.

Oh, Katherine Bach, how I love(d) thee...

Lord, I remember mandatory sexual harassment training at a previous job. I sincerely think they borrowed the actors in the video from community theater groups.