I’m OK with that. Hit him where it hurts. 

Oh, please elaborate. I get the feeling you have some quality stories.

Look, man--YOU trying coming down off Adderall without something to take the edge off.

They need to name a celestial object in her honor so she will always live in the stars.

Am I the only one who thinks this is my golden opportunity to separate rich fools from their money? 

Except I get the feeling they don’t like each other very much. I would very much like that ticket, as Warren has the better attention to detail, but I doubt it’ll happen.

Yeah, he’s gotten a LOT less palatable over the years, most recently for saying he can’t stand his daughter’s “radical feminism.” Fuck you, fossil.

The transmission is this bizarre CVT that feels more sluggish than giving it to yourself with a Fleshlight filled with cold molasses.

They just posted a re-enactment.

Coach Carroll! Go Seahawks!

It’s a line I first heard from Dan Savage. Feel free to cite the source lol.

As an unapologetic atheist, I’ve also (painfully) learned to recognize the difference between generating heat vs. light. 

Blogger Ed Brayton of “Dispatches from the Culture Wars” is forever referring to Klayman as the dumbest lawyer in America. Honestly, it’s astonishing he keeps his license.

I wish I could shake your hand. For the record, I am NOT religious, but I find your opinion refreshing and sensible. Thank you.

Racism. The end.

I still play “X-Wing Alliance” every so often, just to scratch that very itch, even though the graphics make my eyes bleed.

Pains. Damn, I hate it when I do that.

Thank you. Italy still has plenty of shit from Mussolini’s charming period, but Germany takes pains to actually be ashamed of its evil.

Hey, now--Fireball is delicious when mixed with apple cider.

They should build it as an SUV (ducks incoming tomatoes).